We bought our first alpaca today. He's the little brown drink of water. We've decided to name him "Iguana". We thought it would be fun to keep him in our back yard here in Chicago for a few days, but there are apparently rules against that sort of thing. He's still being boarded at the breeders, but we bought him fair and square.
I brought some BRUT aftershave up to Wisconsin to make sure little Iguana was irresistible to the females. Unfortunately, the only female around was Iguana's mother. Plus the breeder got pretty antsy when I took out the bottle of BRUT. I was just kidding... sort of.
So far the best part of alpaca ownership has been writing this blog telling you fine folks about little Iguana. Really, the rest of the journey to ownership was just writing a big fat check.
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