Iguana the Eunuch Alpaca?

A funny thing happens when you start down the path of becoming a bonded and incorporated carnival: people ask a bunch of questions.  And I mean a bunch.  What drives me crazy is these people don't have any interest in our love for alpacas, or in our desire to make high quality blankets.  They just want to know if our animals are "sexually intact" and if we'll be employing veterinarians.

Now I haven't put any money forth in this effort.  I'm still fact-finding.  But, geez, there are a lot of facts I don't care about.